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PostSubject: Definitions of Common Words   Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:17 am

Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Shocked

Experience: The name men & women give to their mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions of Common Words   Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:36 am

Based on what? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions of Common Words   Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:53 pm

Tanvir wrote:
Based on what? lol!

Definitely its not from the dictionary study ............. so i think its based on COMMON SENSE Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions of Common Words   Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:14 am

Hmmm but.... cool
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions of Common Words   Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:03 am

tanvir wrote:
Hmmm but.... cool

but.............................. Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Definitions of Common Words   Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:44 am

Cool Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Definitions of Common Words   Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:56 am

Thanks Smile

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