PCMCIA ----- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN ----- It Still Does Nothing
APPLE ----- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI ----- System Can't See It
DOS ----- Defunct Operating System
BASIC ----- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM ----- I Blame Microsoft
DEC ----- Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM ----- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 ----- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW ----- World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH ----- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs